Clever Company Names

Bait shop called Master Bait.

Somewhere---I think it's on the web---- I've seen a van with the name "Stiff Nipples Air Conditioning" or something similar. I'm sure they're speaking of short lengths of pipe, threaded at both ends. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Best -- Terry

Telling your wife that you are going to that shop, may be met with unexpected reaction.

When I was growing up the garbage company's motto was "Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double your Garbage Back".

Not a company name, but I once saw a commercial van with a sign on the back "Warning, Blind Man Driving". The side of the van had the name and info for a window blind company.

Pete C.

My favorites are: Flowers by Arrangement (Salt SPring Island, BC Canada) Vital Signs (Richmond, BC Canada) Shoebox Accounting (?) and the best.....

The Good Vibrations Love Boutique /mark fraser

Jeff Wisnia wrote:

Relief?

Ned Simmons

"Jeff Wisnia" wrote

My favorite is in Watertown MA: a demolition contractor called

EDIFICE WRECKS

-- TP

Ridaturd, A porta-potty company up in the Washington Cascades. Basshole, a tackle shop on Lake Shasta.

Ove Arkil I think it must be over kill

Rentokil Gunman for hire?

There is a sports fishing store near here that has as its 'tag line' "Best little lurehouse in town"

Ken.

Daytona Beach -- "Robbins' Radiator Works, Does Yours?"

LLoyd

A pet grooming shop named "Doggie Style".

Caused a bit of a stir hereabouts, since it was located across from a grade school, but a septic cleaning outfit (I don't know if it was the name or just a slogan):

SHIT HAPPENS

Optometrist's office:

SITE FOR SORE EYES

Used to be a lumber yard/hardware store GARY'S B.S.

Japanese resturant up the street and around the corner:

YUKI SUSHI

Used to be a dance hall in Northern Iowa called, "Matter's Ballroom." Attached was a bar called, "Someplace Else." Their ad slogan (of course):

IF YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR FRIENDS AT MATTERS, TRY SOMEPLACE ELSE!

An automotive machine shop in Eureka, CA, uses the image of an Indian Head penny as its logo. It's name:

HONEST ENGINE.

While I'm busy procrastinating, here, how about people whose names are just a little too appropriate:

A company had a couple production engineers who were often in conflict: Mr. Black and Mr. White. They worked for Mr. Bikkers...

The same company had a mechanical engineer: Mr. Casebolt.

Some years back, the nurse who was the night shift supervisor at a big hospital in San Diego was Mrs. Sick.

And, in a certain small town, the pastor of the Baptist church was Rev. Hill and the pastor of the Catholic church was Father Mountain. Which led the local wags to observe, "If you have a theological question, Rev. Hill will be happy to answer it. But, if you want it on higher authority, you'll have to go to Father Mountain.

Back to work....

Jerry

I was standing at the counter of a repair shop in Berkeley, Ca, called "Beyond Repair." A guy came in to pick up a set of brake shoes. Clerk: "What's the name of your shop?" Customer: "Midnight Oil."

So I started looking for other names, and found a deli called "Lox, Stock and Bagel."

A steel fabricator and erector company here in town called:

"Big Boy's Steel Erection" It was on every crane boom they owned in big red letters. I believe they have changed their name recently...wonder why?

-Mike

Jeff Wisnia wrote:

Well, there's always the railroad tank car company (don't know if they own any track or locos) called the Head On Collision Lines. Then there's the sales guy that I've flown with who had the airline name of White Knuckle Airlines.

-- Yeppie, Bush is such an idiot that He usually outwits everybody else. How dumb!

In that vein, DARPA has Project MAHEM run by Dr. Meth.

Bar- "My best Friend's"

Dave

I put a copy of the Stiff Nipples A/C van jpg in the dropbox.