How to build a pleasure-bot?

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Hi,

I'm a loser and can never get pussy.

Consequently I wish to build and program a robot that will service my
sexual whims.

Is this possible and how should I do it?

Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?



Inefficient. Humans can be purchased for this purpose at low cost, and
with no engineering skill required.


Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?



Never purchase when you can rent.


Gunner

Political Correctness

A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority and
rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media,
which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible
to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?



If leased for business purposes, wouldn't this be a tax deduction?

Jon

Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?

On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 14:18:06 -0800, Jon Anderson


If you itimize deductions....LOL......a little hard to explain in an
audit.....maybe "pipe cleaning" under lease hold improvements.....LOL.

Tom


Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?



I'm sure they will both start returning the tax money they "borrowed"
any day now <G>.

Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?



I do joke about one party or another but IMO there is little
difference and no real moral high ground when it comes to politics,
tax & spend or tax cutting.

Rant on:

On either side of the isle, a politician that wants do the right
thing, vote on all issues strictly on each issues merits, not vote
according to party lines, public opinion or special interest group the
vast majority of times, knows it will cost them their job.

Cause and effect; As long as we-the-people are willing to vote people
in and out of office based on one issue or one vote out of thousands
of issues and votes, why should we expect any better?

So in the mean time we get to vote on the lessor of two evils rather
than who is the best person for the job.

And for those that didn't/don't vote, I say; "Shut the fuck up." you
got no right to complain cause you didn't participate.

Rant off:

Personally I don't like the political pendulum to swing too far left
or right. I take some comfort in the fact that with our political
system when the pendulum swings too far left or right it will swing
back. Making our political process whatever its flaws is better than
any other that I would care to live under.

Tom


Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?

On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 16:07:29 GMT, the renowned Gunner


How about just borrowing what you need from a friend or neighbor?


Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?

On Mar 11, 9:00 pm, Spehro Pefhany


Careful, this could be construed as incitement to home invasion and
rape.


Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?



Or family members......




Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?



Build them all to look like Susan Hart.

http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/cheesecake/susanhart5.jpg

What robot movie did Susan act in ?

John



Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?


Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine. 60's era beach movie. Starring
Vincent Price (later a.k.a. Dr. Phibes) & some other people.

--
Steve Walker
Fusion640@verizonwallet.net (remove wallet to reply)

Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?



Price (later a.k.a. Dr. Phibes) & some other people.

Right.

John



Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?

On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 14:01:18 +0000, Eliot Whinterton-Harpe


Why reinvent the wheel?

Its already been done.

Bon Appetit!

http://www.realdoll.com

Gunner


Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.
Robert A. Heinlein

Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?


Yes it is possible. No, you shouldn't do it.

Why loose further touch with reality? That would be a loser thing to
do.

News. You are not a loser. You need to confront those who've told you
so. They do not have your best interest at heart.

There are 6 billion people on earth. Half of them are women. Perhaps 1
or 2 % of them are illiterate. Since you can read and write, you are
like a food producing god to them. You have the potential of earning a
living, and they don't. Worst case: 30 million plus women think you're
smart. Probably half the men in the world would give their right arm
to be as lucky as you. Quit belly aching. Some people can starve at a
banquet. If they do it is because they choose to or have mental
problems making them non functional. You are neither, so quit thinking
you are. Quit being impatient. Get on with improving yourself. Self
improvement is very attractive, and self pity is repugnant.

Ultimately, you are as attractive as you allow yourself to be.

Randy

Objects in mirror need to take a long hard look.


Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?



You must be a newcomer to the Internet. No Gustav Dore engraving of
Hell comes within ten orders of magnitude of conveying the absolute
nadir which the human animal can reach.

The mere existence of furries can be taken as conclusive proof that
there is no depth to which mankind cannot sink. <http://
www.fanarchive.net/recent/>. And that's relatively mild.


Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?



Bosch was a piker compared to the real thing.....


Gunner


Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.
Robert A. Heinlein

Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?


Neither am, nor must be.


Of course, but that doesn't mean I have to hand every drownding soul I
cross an achor.

--
Randy

Objects in mirror are more confused than they appear.


Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?


Goddamm. You are ignorant.


From:
http://www.nifl.gov/nifl/literacy_day/ild_international.html

International Literacy

Across the world, the need to improve literacy remains critical.
According to the UNESCO-sponsored Education for All 2000 Assessment,
more than 113 million children around the world have no access to
primary education. In addition, 880 million adults, the majority of
whom are women, are illiterate.

<snip><end>


Re: How to build a pleasure-bot?

First you not a looser.

Second try here these girls are looking for husbands and many are very
pretty if you like this sort of girl.

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Good luck




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