It's a slow rainy day, y'all, so whaddaheck...
Boudreaux went on a drunken binge and returned home a week later, disheveled and broke, but still on the offensive when his wife met him at the door...
Clothilde lit into him and said, "Boudreaux, how'd you lak dat if you din't see ME for a week, hah???"
Sez Boudreaux, "Woman, that'd be GREAT wit' me!!"
So, 'bout a week later, Boudreaux could see her jus' a lil' bitty bit, outta his left eye............
Cheers,
Bill
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