I've just spent 15 nitpicking minutes following the instructions to attach the new registration sticker to my license plate. Supposedly, you must now remove the old sticker to apply the new one; Since the adhesive is herculean and the sticker frangible, this is impossible without damaging the license plate itself.
How does this relate to Memorial Day? Freedom. Every single motorist is put through this hassle on the off-chance a few miscreants will steal/remove/reuse a sticker.
I want the populace to rise up anew to save us from safety, the same way we were saved from tyranny in WWII. Please allow me to experience the danger of unseatbelted driving, mowers without deadman switches, and 65 gram rocket motors!
We're drowning in cotton wool!
-- Scott Schuckert