OT Breaking Star Trek news

How much Jack Daniels do I have to drink before this is funny?

; )

Randy

You've got it all wrong, the JD is so You can forget that You heard it in the first place.

Good luck!

I prefer star wars... a Jedi can bounce a phaser back at picard/kirk anyways, so Star Wars wins.

-- TAI FU

Can they? What about that wide angle "disintegrate" function?

What about a zat from Stargate?

And why don't they have zats in Stargate Atlantis, anyway? 'course, the Wraith wouldn't be much of a challenge with zats around, I guess.

What about just walking up, engaging in pleasant conversation, and then kicking them in the 'nads?

tah

I'm with Tai on this one. The Jedi, they gots the force and they knows how to use it.

Ted Novak TRA#5512 IEAS#75

And an Arrakeen sandworm could swallow the whole bunch in one gulp.

Of course, Wonderboy and YoungNastyMan could kill a sandworm with a barrage of mindbullets from 200 yards, then cleave it with a broadsword into tiny pieces, so that just about trumps everything.

You guys really need to get laid!

But cannot.

Ah, so I see you have met the illustrious Captain James T. Kirk.

maybe they should check their facts a bit better...

"Takei joined the Star Trek cast in 1973 as Hikaru Sulu, a"

Yes, Mr. Spock, I saw that error but was too busy singing the Sulu Dance to mention it.

"Oh, My!"

Speak for yourself :)

Ted Novak TRA#5512 IEAS#75

DOH!

Randy

Try that with a photon torpedo.

Randy

Ok, so what did he change with the simulator this time?

Randy

Another reason to go with Kirk. He got some action every week.

Makes living in a stump until you sound like Super Grover seem pretty lame.

Randy

Bob, you are not Feklar. ; )

Randy