A guy is out with buddies and has a few drinks and is feeling a little frisky but, true to his wife, goes home.
He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
She starts to choke, but recovers and asks - "What did you put in my mouth?" He says, "Two aspirin." She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"
He says, - "That's all I wanted to hear".
(courtesy of my wife!)
- iz
Guy goes to his doctor. "Doc, I have a headache that won't go away."
Doc replies, "Every time I get one of those, I take two aspirin, go home, and spend half an hour with my head laying on my wife's bosom."
Guy says "oh, ok." then leaves. Comes back the next day for a checkup.
Doc says "Hey, did you try my headache cure?"
Guy says, "Yeah, it worked great! Say, you have a really nice apartment."
LOL!
- iz
The Other James wrote:
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