Some semi-random ramblings...
Last night it got cold enough that there was frost all over everything this morning. So naturally, the power goes out and we can't heat the house. That's the fourth time this month that the power has been out, and I've lost track of how many times it's gone out over the past year! Sheesh! It's like living in a Third World country.
What gets into some people? At movies the other day we had the misfortune of being seated behind a guy who had on enough bad cologne to stun a buffalo at fifty paces. Or maybe it was his greasy hairgel. The guy was a human Pepe LePew. He came in late and the theater was pretty full so it was too late for us to move to a more distant seat.
Speaking of bad smells, a couple weeks ago at that same movie theater, we get in line at the concession stand and are overcome by a foul odor. Then I notice the old guy in front of us in line has a huge, wet brown stain oozing through the seat of his pants! Poor guy seemed to be completely unaware of it. I don't think there's any non-humiliating way to break this kind of news to someone. Luckily I didn't have to, one of the employees did.