Good one!
There are a few tools out there where handed-ness does count - like scissors. A Lefty trying to use Righty scissors - or vice versa - is a constant fight to keep tension on the blades.
Been there, learned how to trim my right fingernails - eventually...
First day as new hire kid, Central Office Equipment Installer: "Hey, Newbie! Go down to the basement and bring us up another bucket of Dial Tone. We're getting low."
"Oh, goodie! Snipe Hunt! An actual plausible excuse to go exploring in the basement! See Ya in twenty!!"
And as the smug looks on their faces melt, Grin, Duck, and RUN LIKE HELL for the back stairs... Fingers in ears, "La La La Laaaa!, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!..."
Put an end to that cr*p REAL fast. I may be dumb, but that can be changed with time and experience. Stupid however is not curable.
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