Electricity is a SIN ! ! ! !

So, where is THAT written in the Bible???

Oh, you have to read the online-version..

Is this the mysterious eleventh commandment? Or does this fall under thou shall not covet thy neighbour's ass?

Dwayne

I just figured it out. It falls under Thou shalt not bear false witness. In which case the only one going to hell is the original poster of this message.

Dwayne

| Jesus Christ does not want you to use electricity, or you will go to HELL !

Jesus Christ does not want you to spam, or you will go to HELL !

LOL!! That's incredibly funny!!! Actually, I like to think that God created magnetism so that we could discover electricity....what a beautiful gift ....whether you believe in a God or not.....

Let there be light...

L*D = Pv

L*B = 0

L X E = dB/dt

L X H = J + dD/dt

and there was light...

Dwayne

PS I used * to represent dot product and X to represent cross product, for those of us who don't use EM very often.

And L represents the delta operator. Plus the derivatives are partials.

Dwayne

did it not say

"and there was light for so it was written!!!!"

therefore............

it is no longer a moral problem or a sin.

Ya I think you're right. My quote was from an AC/DC song. ~:-)

Dwayne

those that don't quite believe that god created the light think it was just a matter of lux

This is someone bitter over the election - IGNORE

I coveted my neighbour's ass once... Got in trouble for it too, and I don't live there anymore...

Life goes on...

I hope you posted this from a hand cranked Babbage analytical engine.

But I think I figured out which comandment covers this: Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain'. I've seen the amount of cursing it requires to keep the typical electric utility operating.

lol this is a good one

There once was a dude named ben Burned the lights all day with a grin He used a lot of juice And it cooked his goose And he went to hell for his sin.

Northstar

There once was a man from Boston Who rode around in an Austin There was room for his ass, and a gallon of gas But his balls hung out and he lost'em

Then sign off the internet newsgroups and "... go, and sin no more."

daestrom