Nat-
"Can anyone tell me why this is a dumb idea?"
yes, BTDT......
seriously, in concept, it is a good idea but your proposed implementation is sorely lacking in hp.
Vacuum excavators exist but they are quite costly & large ones hold about 160 cu ft, so you'd have to
Your job is bobcat work........
have you estimated he number of wheel barrows it would take to move this much dirt?
you're talking about ~200,000 lbs, ~600+ wheel barrows, even at 10 an hour that's 60 hours & you cannot do 10 per hour.
back to vac idea, I have a a situation where I need to repeatedly move & replace 277 cu ft. of dirt. It was suggested to use a "large shop vacuum". My colleague & I looked at each other & thought "this has go to be the dumbest idea I've ever heard"
But the person who suggested it wouldn't believe us.
So................instead of arguing the point we just did an experiment
bottomline, with a fairly large shop vac & sucking up damp sand (about a 7' lift), the best we could do was about 1 gallon of sand transported per minute.
to move the 277 cu ft (~2000 gallons) would take about 35 hours of continuous vac time (not including time to empty)
to put your job in perspective, you're looking at moving ~8+ concrete trucks worth of soil with a wheel barrow?
About 30 years ago, a friend & I were hired to unload two trucks (14 yds total). We used wheel barrows & (thankfully) the dump site was downhill of the street. We ran our asses at full speed for about an hour & we were dead for the rest of the day.
How much dirt can a man shovel & move in a day by hand? My guess is about 10 tons
get a bobcat w/ operator; cheaper than back surgery
cheers Bob