Analysts estimate BP will wind up paying out $8,000 per barrel of oil spilled in the Gulf. By my calculation that works out to about $20 per shrimp not eaten.
Attention BP: please come to my house and spill a few dozen of those barrels in my front yard. I will personally handle the cleanup and bill you.
Fishermen don't own the Gulf of Mexico. Why should they benefit because it closes? They get paid for not working? Shouldn't we all get paid for the seafood we don't get to eat? Aren't we small people too?
Will we now get paid for lost time when a car accident backs up the freeway?
These are perfect socialist remedies to the ordinary consequences of lawful activity: confiscate the deep pockets for arbitrary and imaginary costs to the "public". All for a glorified janitorial incident. Obama wants to be chief janitor now.
Thank you to BP and all the other oil companies for fueling modern life and civilization. I may like crawdads, but without them I will still have flush toilets. Give me the oil instead.
I own beachfront property in Florida. I have dodged tarballs all my life. I'm fine with that.