You can choose the charger.
I can't find the specs on that battery. I would be curious as to its internal construction and plate materials, not to mention where it resides. A 5 year life of a SLA battery is certainly not impossible, but difficult to attain at room temperature, very difficult to attain in MA (where I live) unless it is in an air conditioned or temperature controled room. The North Eastern part of the country has very dramatic temperature swings both in shorts spans of time and year 'round. We have regular yearly lows of 0F (and lower) and regular yearly highs of 100F (and higher). We regularly (at least a few times a year) have days which have, sometimes greater than, 40F difference between the previous day.
Well, I assure you I am honerable to a fault.
A simple 28 day timer would work, run a relay that connects and disconnects the charger one a month. For the bet, I would absolutely implement such a device, that way it wouldn't be forgotten.
Anyway, we have really run with the topic of batteries, I think if we can conclude the original argument that I am, in fact, using a deep cycle battery in my robot. :-)