Swap a Rhino XR3 for a tabletop CNC?

Anybody interested in a swap, including travel to and from to teach you the ins and outs of my Rhino XR-3 with slider, controller, teach pendant and a
case of Corona and maybe even a bottle of Herradura Blanca tequila?
I have a fully functional Rhino XR-3 Robot and slider --- exactly like http://www.rhinorobotics.com/xr3_flyer.html and am willing to put it in the trunk of my car and take it anywhere in the US or Mexico in exchange for an equally trouble-free, fully functional 3 axis CNC tabletop mill. I've done what I want with the robot, now I want to learn about profiling and ball end milling neat contours on a CNC device.
If you know of anybody, have heard of anybody, could invent somebody that fits this wild idea, please let them know or let me know and I'll call them, send an email, or just fall on them from outers space.
I'm trying this before going on eBay... in hopes there are other crazies wanting to learn more about this business of mechanical automation. I also have a PLC, and a dozen stepper controlled devices as breadboard models to prove my Third Hand Concept - find it here: http://home.att.net/~empresario/Index.htm
Wayne Please look at my son's great innovation in the remote controlled hobby field www.rcsailcars.com
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