Don't use the transporter for the next few days

Yep, what Fred said!

And, a special "shout out" to all you implant users!

Like me, I'm sure you're extremely concerned about the high influx of radiation, and how it will affect your communications with the Imperious Leader on Zebutan. There will be periods of communication blackout, and you may find that you are experiencing other symptoms such as, but not limited to: dry, flaky skin, drowsiness, insomnia, rectal, or nasal itching, a large, pulsating, vein covered protrubance on your head at the location of the implant, deadly rays eminating from your eyes (please, look down at all times), uncontrollable urge to grab the neares... well, you get the picture.

To alleviate these symptoms, and to survive the G5 storm without having to reload firmware (we all know how much of a pain *that* is, now dont we?), please, please, use your tinfoil hat.

Tod "nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e' ... NOW!" Hilty

Who's responsible for this? I'm gonna sue somebody. This is outrageous! It might affect my XM radio. There should be laws against this kind of deviant act. Is this the result of some kind of rocketry activity? testing large, fast motor igniters? huge ejection charges? LAWS! LAWS! I want to see legislation against this right now!

-- Eric Benner TRA # 8975 L2 NAR # 79398

I thought the Imperious Leader was on Cylon?

Randy

Disinformation.

We found that it was easier (when our cover was compromised back in the 70's) to provide the citizens of Earth with a sci-fi television show that utilized a bunch of poofy haired 70's stars, and neat new words such as "frack", and "feldercarb", rather than allow them to learn the truth.

You, Mr. Randy (*IF* that is in fact your real name) were just one of the duped...

Now, the new release on the Sci-Fi Channel this fall will only further our nefarious plans...

BWAHAHAHAHA!

tah

Better than discommendation.

Shazbot! Danged Lucifer! I knew Baltar should never have put a copper top battery in him!

HA! Not to worry. We have Spaceman Spiff on our side! He will deal with your ilk! (Provided you don't invade after his bed time)

HA! Again! We also have experiment 626! (Stitch) He can lift 3000 times his own weight, think faster than super computer and see in the dark. He'll wreck your cities, reverse street signs and steal all of your citizens left shoes! Not to mention eat everything in sight.

Neega enla kru eestaa! On ALL of your planet!

Randy

Is this the Zebutanese transporter?

GAAAA!!! ANOTHER ONE!!!

Tod "Wow, the sun's really cookin' away out there, eh?" Hilty

No. That's my personal "re-entry heatsheild" for when me, and Chris Taylor "launch ourselves" in order to retrieve the final plans for earth domination from LEO...

Chris is providing the transportation... He said something about FTL, Grrr, and Jerry motors... dunno...

Tod "I can't believe you still have that, Sams!" Hilty

beam me up, scotty!

This could interrupt military communications. Sounds like a terrorists plot to me !

Humor aside, is there any cause for concern regarding how this storm might might affect the ISS? I assume that it is designed to take such a storm into account, since there have been even some larger coronal mass ejections observed in the past, although they didn't head in earth's direction.

John Marvin snipped-for-privacy@fc.hp.com NAR 75392 L2

Based on:

Tod "too cloudy here last night to see auroras" Hilty