All,
I suppose the slow burn started in 1994, when we were clearing out the ramshackle old farmyard we had recently taken over. It was a monument to mechanical fecklessness and the destructive power of neglect, manure and incessant Welsh rainfall. As well as the rotten muckspreaders, trailers, ploughs and harrows, the old tractor becalmed in the brook was an obvious scrapper, and everywhere there were other pieces of junk I needed to clear out.
Enter my Father. "Turn the steering wheel, there's not a bit of play. That's a great tractor!", said he with a distracted look on his face, my incredulity growing as he burbled in similar manner about a couple of very deceased old engines and sundry other items of rusting junk in the way.
Sceptically, I indulged him, thinking that you only get one Father, when all's said and done. The long moribund grey Fergie was dragged out of the water by a working tractor, all four tyres flat, and with the brakes stuck on. A dirty afternoon of blackest oil, grease and plenty of rust resulted in the Fergie starting in the blackest cloud of smoke I've ever seen around a vehicle.
The look of triumph on his face was just visible through the pall, and I realised that he wasn't completely lacking any sense after all. Then as his holiday went on, the Lister D shearing set was investigated and the Petter A was shifted into a corner away from the scrap pile. I wasn't exactly ablaze with enthusiasm for this stuff, but if it pleased him, then I could tolerate some of the rubbish staying for a while. Later on in his holiday, we went (or to put it accurately, I was taken) to a ploughing match near Shrewsbury and we enjoyed watching the vintage tractors doing their stuff. I particularly liked the smell of paraffin and Dad was eager to tell me the points of each type of tractor. I'd grown up in a town and knew little about them, and had almost no experience of farm machinery. He had driven or known many of them during his time on the family farm and while working for an agricultural engineers in County Tipperary. There was a small collection of stationary engines near a hedge and I found them more appealing than the tractors. Various patient exhibitors fielded my questions about the mysteries of magnetos and starting procedures, and no doubt my self- importance was evident to them when I confided I had a Lister at home, and a Petter!
My Dad departed back home to Ireland, with the Lister D in the car for further work. The engines were forgotten about and the Petter continued gathering cobwebs in the old cowhouse. Some weeks later I received a phone call from Dad and could hear the Lister running steadily in the background.
"Listen! That's a great engine, it's hardly done any work". Autumn and Winter passed and soon the old man was talking about visiting again. The Lister D had come with him, as had a Corbett mill which he picked up for next to nothing at a farm sale in Ireland. I arranged a trip to a Vintage Rally in Shrewsbury, as they were featuring Allis Chalmers tractors and Dad had two in his fleet of old tractors. An excellent day was had, though we were nearly poisoned by the fumes from the huge number of tractors, and we thoroughly enjoyed all the various exhibits. Again I found the stationary engines particularly interesting and walked around the display several times. The rot was definitely setting in...
Hearing of my enthusiasm, an elderly farming neighbour showed me the engine in his barn, a lovely old Lister L, which his Dad had bought. That led me to search around on the internet for information about it. There was a lot of material available and I lapped it up. I found a newsgroup concerning engines and a bunch of friendly folks who helpfully answered questions and had interesting topics being discussed from time to time. By this time, the two engines were running and I was thinking another would be a nice project for the two of us to tackle. A Lister A was acquired before very long, and most of you will be familiar with the course of the affliction after that!
Regards,
Arthur G