Are you kidding? Send them a couple of your Foley Belsaw "official locksmith cards"..BBWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
I used to work in the town offices and we would get a couple of these each month. What a joke.........
"Duhhhhhh last weeks I culdnt even prenounce locksmith, now I is one!"""
Remember that the next time you call a locksmith to open your expensive Volvo.