Murphy's Laws of Locksmithing

Skinny blonde women will have a list of complaints which are impossible to resolve.

If there are more than one persons watching a car opening, one will suggest you get one of them flat things "just like the cops use".

More than two, and someone will suggest that you go to the local jail and get a real car opener person.

When person A calls to have you come out and do a service for person B, each thinks the other is paying.

Most customers think that there is a lock which is unpickable.

Said imaginary lock, the customer can get duplicate keys at the hardware store, but no one else can copy his keys.

Checks written for payment of automotive lock work are 1,406 times more likely to bounce than commercial rekey, or residential deabolt installs.