A pretty good statement of what's wrong with "preppers"

The author of this piece actually says some nice things about "preppers"
by way of introduction. Overall, the picture is dismal.
*What is right about preppers?*
*A prepper loves his family*. No matter what is wrong or what is right
about a prepper's actions, his or her motivation is pure: to protect
family.
*A prepper is resourceful*. Survival depends on developing clever
solutions and alternatives, and preppers are quite ingenious in making
the most out of whatever they've got on hand.
*A prepper is prepped*. Despite being unnecessarily prepared for
imaginary scenarios that won't happen, a prepper is excessively prepared
for /likely/ scenarios like fires, blackouts, or storms.
*What is wrong with preppers?*
*A prepper is ignorant*. Woefully ignorant of science. And economics.
And facts. And reality. A prepper's justification for their
activities is some kind of catastrophe: meteor impact, crop failure,
fuel shortage, nuclear meltdown, biblical apocalypse, financial
collapse, WW3, natural disaster, or supernatural phenomenon. To anybody
with a grade 7 education, this sits somewhere between "improbable" and
"impossible". But due to a prepper's inability or unwillingness to
participate in reality, their fears become very real and imminent.
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*A prepper is a murderous sociopath*. A recurring theme among
preppers is being prepared to kill anybody who represents a real or
perceived threat to their post-apocalyptic paradise. Now don't get me
wrong, we have a duty and a right to defend ourselves and our families
from harm. To a moral and responsible adult, the act of taking another
person's life is a difficult, serious, and unfortunate incident. But a
prepper seems to relish the opportunity to terminate any hapless
stranger or acquaintance who wanders past their crosshairs. The fact
that many preppers hoard more bullets than beans betrays their desire to
designate fellow man as targets in their personal shooting gallery.
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*A prepper is compensating for failure*. Having failed to live up to
society's expectations or to self-imposed metrics, the prepper lives in
an alternate fantasy world with different goals and
success criteria than conventional society. Imagine a child who is
terrible at baseball suddenly inventing a game called "flumpball" in
which he is the best. This is the prepper's delusion too. /Unemployed
and poor/
transforms into /full-time prep organizer/, and /Neglecting
your children/
becomes /securing your children's future./
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*A prepper is arrogant*. In the aforementioned fantasy flumpball
world, the prepper invariably declares himself grand infallible
flumpball champion for life. In preparation and realization of their
fateful futures, they demand more status and respect than real society
would ever have offered them. They are the petulant alpha male whose
decree must never be challenged, and the emperor whose invisible clothes
must never be questioned.
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*A prepper is paranoid*. In addition to /"I must be prepared to kill
everybody before they can kill me"/,
a prepper's paranoia causes them to
veil their preparation activities in secrecy. They imagine that someone
would envy their laughable ambitions enough to mimic or sabotage them.
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*A prepper is delusional and insane*. Perhaps sustained substance
abuse or head trauma is responsible for their broken perspective on
reality. Or perhaps a mild case of ADHD, OCD, or autism. But most
likely, they suffer from an actual mental illness. It's a pity that
this is so difficult to identify and treat.
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*A prepper is a terrible parent*. We only get one childhood. We only
get one /life/, but childhood is the first, most important, and most
precious part of our lives. And a prepper robs their own children of
proper, normal lives by neglecting them while carrying out delusional
plans or by recruiting them into participating in those plans. A child
should visit Disneyland on spring break, not help dig an underground
doomsday fortress. A child should play XBox on a rainy day, not learn
how to manufacture the ammo he'll need to shoot neighbors
and ne'er-do-wells with. Most prepper families should be Child
Protective Services cases.
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*A prepper is inferior genetic material*. Another common theme among
preppers is the desire to survive a near-extinction event and personally
sire humanity's future generations. The prospect of a new society
seeded by idiot nutjob preppers makes me pray that this mythical
catastrophe is a /total/ extinction event. If these preppers want to do
humanity a favor, empty out the jars of pickled eggs and fill them with
Nobel Laureate semen instead.
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*A prepper is due for disappointment*. After waiting an entire
lifetime for the catastrophe that would have justified their existence,
they pass away on their death beds having wasted the only life that we
are granted. If they haven't totally ostracized their friends and
family yet, perhaps the prepper takes slight comfort in seeing them safe
from imaginary disaster.
I'm prepared to admit that /Doomsday Preppers/ makes me ashamed to share
this earth with people who would squander their precious lives. It
makes me afraid that normal-seeming neighbors could be sociopathic
maniacs. It makes me pity these faulty, broken people who don't want
help and who probably won't get help that they desperately need.
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Delvin Benet
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I've watched a couple of those prepper shows and everyone of them suffered from one of those diagnoses - Not to mention the $$$$ money they blow on their foolish exercises.
And of course there are entire businesses that promote this behavior .. like gun manufacturers to start with ...
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Thanks for all the free stuff -TeaBillies !
"Thanks for all the free stuff -TeaBillies !"
Many reality shows purposely choose flawed subjects and encourage flawed viewers to feel superior to them. Whether you like to watch people succeed or fail says a lot about you to shrinks, TV advertisers and political strategists.
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Jim Wilkins
Like I said. I watched a couple of them. When a man buries two 40 ft trail ers underground in the middle of nowhere and stock piles with his entire li fe savings of food and ammo expecting the world to end on Dec 21, 2012... h ow can you not see the stupidity and laugh about it.
I can ensure you known of the people you mentioned give a shit what I think when they are laughing with me at these mentally ill people who are devote d TeaBillies. hahahaha.
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Thanks for all the free stuff -TeaBillies !
Guy Fawkes on Thu, 6 Feb 2014 02:09:03 +0000 (UTC) typed in misc.survivalism the following:
"ell this and money too!" best of possible worlds.
To use a phrase "my heart bleeds chunky peanut butter."
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pyotr filipivich
pyotr filipivich wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com:
Hey, I gotta do something to earn my keep (unlike liberals). Might as well like what I do.
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Guy Fawkes
Gunner Asch on Sat, 08 Feb 2014 12:44:48 -0800 typed in misc.survivalism the following:
Part of the problem was the speed of the advance. As I Understand it, there were locomotives in England for the express purpose of going on the French rail net and moving supplies forward. But after July, the front was moving forward so rapidly, they could not spare the sea lift to move the locomotives. And the Red Ball Express had pretty much reached it's limit by 45, and was going to need new trucks if it was to have continued past the spring. To use a phrase, it was a near run thing.
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pyotr filipivich
Guy Fawkes on Sat, 8 Feb 2014 00:51:15 +0000 (UTC) typed in misc.survivalism the following:
"If you wouldn't do it for free, do some thing which pays better." Mike the former Millwright who decided to become a techno-geek.
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pyotr filipivich
That's a self-correcting problem. The reason was that we pushed back the Germans faster than expected. When they stopped to resist our supply lines stabilized. jsw
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Jim Wilkins
Gunner Asch on Sat, 08 Feb 2014 14:39:37 -0800 typed in misc.survivalism the following:
Isn't it interesting how the Democrats, normally so anti-supernatural, suddenly are great believers in miracles?
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pyotr filipivich
"Jim Wilkins" on Sun, 9 Feb 2014 08:14:27 -0500 typed in misc.survivalism the following:
It was more along the lines, the allies stopped the pursuit, then the Germans were able to organize their defenses. Kind of difficult to organize a defense on the fly when units are falling back as best they can to avoid getting cut off.
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pyotr filipivich
Gunner Asch on Sun, 09 Feb 2014 22:25:54 -0800 typed in misc.survivalism the following:
Should that be spelled "The Whitewaters(tm)"?
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pyotr filipivich
Gunner Asch on Sat, 08 Feb 2014 14:56:11 -0800 typed in misc.survivalism the following:
I'm told a popular one for those who are going to go see the elephant, or will be leading those on their first meeting.
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pyotr filipivich
Speaking of which, this is an excellent yarn of literally going to see the elephant:
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by the author of "God is My Copilot", who has faced the whole herd of Japanese fighter planes.
I don't know how much of it to believe, since he imagines the elephant's view of the hunt and some detail in Copilot doesn't entirely match other pilots' accounts, but he really did hike the Great Wall of China so the long foot pursuit isn't unreasonable.
Scott carried a doctor's note certifying him as sane, in case there was any question.
jsw
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Jim Wilkins
That sort of adventuresome life is not for me, I was happy to be a repairman "In The Rear, With The Gear", but I applaud and admire those with the skill and boldness to pull it off and judgement / luck to live to write about it. jsw
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Jim Wilkins
pyotr filipivich wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com:
Maybe it's becuase they keep taking it up the ass and are somewhat unclear on how pregnancy happens.
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Guy Fawkes
Gunner Asch wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com:
Thank you. Thank you very much. I'll be here all week.
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Guy Fawkes

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