Finally got a job interview!

Yesterday I got a call from a kid asking if Id interview for a man Friday type job. I said oh hell yes! But it was a very strange deal
indeed. I had to leave my cell phone and any other electrical device in this old guys mailbox before going inside. I get in there and the walls are lined with tinfoil and the windows are covered with space blankets! It turns out the guy is a lawyer with some kind of allergy to electricity and he needs someone to fetch his groceries and what not. Apparently his brother used to do it but they had a falling out. I asked how he got my name since he obviously doesnt use the internet and so on. He tells me a long story about a truck driver for a place called Loss Poyose Hermanose which is a pool hall I guess. I didnt pay much attention. He wanted me to show that I knew how to light a camp stove and lantern. Of course its been a while so I told him Id study up if I got the job. Then he also asked me to demonstrate how to remove masking tape. Weird for sure. I ripped that tape off the wall with one quick pull like a pro. He shuddered at my demonstration of skill and said thats all he needed to see and hed call if I got the job. Wish me luck!
Gunner, who has already downloaded 4 gigs of user manuals for camp stoves and lanterns.
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On 5/21/2017 8:29 AM, Gunner Asch wrote:

Freaky!
Good luck, hope the pay is good.
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On 5/21/2017 8:29 AM, Gunner Asch wrote:

Oh, the forger is still playing:
mx02.eternal-september.org; posting-host="457dc85521f229a6b1b69b9e42650f8b"; logging-data="12998"; mail-complaints-to=" snipped-for-privacy@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX1/hUXXXC4z7vxG/Ex9tXBf8Vwn0GLwli/M="
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On 5/21/2017 11:31 AM, Del Gue wrote:

Obviously. Forger was describing a character in "Better call Saul" TV series.
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wrote:

Nope. You were already forced to move your junk OFF that lot.

Nope. You've never been able to afford to buy property, and you never will. You couldn't afford to move even if someone gave you a lot. And your place isn't worth moving. That's reality, your just reward for wasting so much of your life online BSing.
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wrote:

Any pit, even a small one, would drain better than a plugged dry well.

Yes, but you have proven that you can live with a plugged one. Obviously you could live better with any pit that drained. It's clear that you'd rather write reams about how it's impossible to fix than pick up a shovel. Same with the smoking. What's it like to be the bitch of a little tube of dried plant matter?

What complaint?

How do any of your fantasies, or the time you waste writing them, improve your life?

Nope.

So you should be working toward self sufficiency instead of lying your ass off on Usenet.
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wrote:

LOL As if you have any choice.

Hahahaha! The ol' "there are worse dumps" strategy. You're stuck with each other in a shithole, and neither of you can do a damned thing about it because your dedication to being no-accounts takes priority over everything else.
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On 5/21/2017 10:51 PM, Clarence Callahan wrote:

Fuck you little man Ball - you ARE a fictional character!
Here's some data on YOU little man Ball:
11 years ago, while posting under this current nym, Rudy Canoza, we had a discussion about a revised marketing claim concerning grass-fed beef from USDA. You claimed that you had written to and received a reply from William T. Sessions, Associate Deputy Administrator, Livestock and Seed Program. Here below is the post you wrote using the nym Rudy Canoza containing your correspondence with William Sessions.
[start- Jon to me] Eat shit and bark at the moon, Dreck - the proposed standard has NOT been adopted. I wrote to William Sessions, the associate deputy administrator (how's that for a title) at the Livestock and Seed Program at USDA that is in charge of writing the standard for the "meat marketing claims"; his name, title and e-mail address are at a web page whose URL I gave yesterday, http://www.fass.org/fasstrack/news_item.asp?news_id 52
Here's his reply:
Mr. Ball: Thanks for your message. The marketing claim standards are still under review by USDA. Accordingly, the standards have not been published in a final form for use. I hope this information is helpful. Please let me know if further information is needed. Thanks, William T. Sessions Associate Deputy Administrator Livestock and Seed Program
-----Original Message----- From: jonball@[...] Sent: Wednesday, September 07, 2005 11:38 AM To: Sessions, William Subject: 2003 proposed standards for meat marketing claims
I have read about the proposed standards, and I've seen many of the public comments sent to USDA. I cannot find anything to indicate if the standards were adopted. Were the standards as proposed in 2003 adopted?
Thanks in advance. Jonathan Ball Pasadena, CA ___________________________________________________ Jonathan Ball aka Rudy Canoza 08 Sep 2005 http://bit.ly/2cYknsh [end]
Jonathan Ball. Pasadena, CA. Priceless! That email, posted from Jonathan Ball, you, and the return email sent to Jonathan Ball proves beyond all doubt that you are Jonathan Ball. Of course, you don't live in Pasadena since moving to 5327 Shepard Ave Sacramento, CA 95819-1731
Here's the proof Jonathan D Ball http://bit.ly/1LFy9t8
> and I won't die soon.
Yeah you will. You're an old man who hasn't looked after himself. I wouldn't go around goading people if I was as small and as puny as you are, liar Jon. You ought to be very careful.
> You certainly have no means to hasten my death.
Are you really serious, weed? you're just over 5 feet tall and 64 years old. You'll be 65 on December 2nd. You've got to stop threatening people and goading them to come after you. You're pathetic.
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On 5/22/2017 12:52 PM, Terron Musgrave wrote:

Hello, Poxed Pee-Pee! Why are you posting as "terron musgrave" (and "Schuman" and "Phil Laundry" and "andy memory") and using discredited bullshit from Derek Nash?
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On 5/22/2017 2:01 PM, Rudy Canoza wrote:

Fuck you little man Ball - you ARE a fictional character!
Here's some data on YOU little man Ball:
11 years ago, while posting under this current nym, Rudy Canoza, we had a discussion about a revised marketing claim concerning grass-fed beef from USDA. You claimed that you had written to and received a reply from William T. Sessions, Associate Deputy Administrator, Livestock and Seed Program. Here below is the post you wrote using the nym Rudy Canoza containing your correspondence with William Sessions.
[start- Jon to me] Eat shit and bark at the moon, Dreck - the proposed standard has NOT been adopted. I wrote to William Sessions, the associate deputy administrator (how's that for a title) at the Livestock and Seed Program at USDA that is in charge of writing the standard for the "meat marketing claims"; his name, title and e-mail address are at a web page whose URL I gave yesterday, http://www.fass.org/fasstrack/news_item.asp?news_id 52
Here's his reply:
Mr. Ball: Thanks for your message. The marketing claim standards are still under review by USDA. Accordingly, the standards have not been published in a final form for use. I hope this information is helpful. Please let me know if further information is needed. Thanks, William T. Sessions Associate Deputy Administrator Livestock and Seed Program
-----Original Message----- From: jonball@[...] Sent: Wednesday, September 07, 2005 11:38 AM To: Sessions, William Subject: 2003 proposed standards for meat marketing claims
I have read about the proposed standards, and I've seen many of the public comments sent to USDA. I cannot find anything to indicate if the standards were adopted. Were the standards as proposed in 2003 adopted?
Thanks in advance. Jonathan Ball Pasadena, CA ___________________________________________________ Jonathan Ball aka Rudy Canoza 08 Sep 2005 http://bit.ly/2cYknsh [end]
Jonathan Ball. Pasadena, CA. Priceless! That email, posted from Jonathan Ball, you, and the return email sent to Jonathan Ball proves beyond all doubt that you are Jonathan Ball. Of course, you don't live in Pasadena since moving to 5327 Shepard Ave Sacramento, CA 95819-1731
Here's the proof Jonathan D Ball http://bit.ly/1LFy9t8
> and I won't die soon.
Yeah you will. You're an old man who hasn't looked after himself. I wouldn't go around goading people if I was as small and as puny as you are, liar Jon. You ought to be very careful.
> You certainly have no means to hasten my death.
Are you really serious, weed? you're just over 5 feet tall and 64 years old. You'll be 65 on December 2nd. You've got to stop threatening people and goading them to come after you. You're pathetic. 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
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On 5/22/2017 1:48 PM, Terron Musgrave wrote:

Hello, Poxed Pee-Pee! Why are you posting as "terron musgrave" (and "Schuman" and "Phil Laundry" and "andy memory") and using discredited bullshit from Derek Nash?
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On 5/22/2017 4:04 PM, Rudy Canoza wrote:

Why are you posting as:
Bil Flett Brett Cahill Gunner Asch Preston Hamblin Jeffrey Van Rensselaer Frank Tomasczewski
etc. etc. etc....
Here's some data on YOU little man Ball:
11 years ago, while posting under this current nym, Rudy Canoza, we had a discussion about a revised marketing claim concerning grass-fed beef from USDA. You claimed that you had written to and received a reply from William T. Sessions, Associate Deputy Administrator, Livestock and Seed Program. Here below is the post you wrote using the nym Rudy Canoza containing your correspondence with William Sessions.
[start- Jon to me] Eat shit and bark at the moon, Dreck - the proposed standard has NOT been adopted. I wrote to William Sessions, the associate deputy administrator (how's that for a title) at the Livestock and Seed Program at USDA that is in charge of writing the standard for the "meat marketing claims"; his name, title and e-mail address are at a web page whose URL I gave yesterday, http://www.fass.org/fasstrack/news_item.asp?news_id 52
Here's his reply:
Mr. Ball: Thanks for your message. The marketing claim standards are still under review by USDA. Accordingly, the standards have not been published in a final form for use. I hope this information is helpful. Please let me know if further information is needed. Thanks, William T. Sessions Associate Deputy Administrator Livestock and Seed Program
-----Original Message----- From: jonball@[...] Sent: Wednesday, September 07, 2005 11:38 AM To: Sessions, William Subject: 2003 proposed standards for meat marketing claims
I have read about the proposed standards, and I've seen many of the public comments sent to USDA. I cannot find anything to indicate if the standards were adopted. Were the standards as proposed in 2003 adopted?
Thanks in advance. Jonathan Ball Pasadena, CA ___________________________________________________ Jonathan Ball aka Rudy Canoza 08 Sep 2005 http://bit.ly/2cYknsh [end]
Jonathan Ball. Pasadena, CA. Priceless! That email, posted from Jonathan Ball, you, and the return email sent to Jonathan Ball proves beyond all doubt that you are Jonathan Ball. Of course, you don't live in Pasadena since moving to 5327 Shepard Ave Sacramento, CA 95819-1731
Here's the proof Jonathan D Ball http://bit.ly/1LFy9t8
> and I won't die soon.
Yeah you will. You're an old man who hasn't looked after himself. I wouldn't go around goading people if I was as small and as puny as you are, liar Jon. You ought to be very careful.
> You certainly have no means to hasten my death.
Are you really serious, weed? you're just over 5 feet tall and 64 years old. You'll be 65 on December 2nd. You've got to stop threatening people and goading them to come after you. You're pathetic.
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On 5/22/2017 5:09 PM, Terron Musgrave wrote:

Hello, Poxed Pee-Pee! Why are you posting as "terron musgrave" (and "Schuman" and "Phil Laundry" and "andy memory") and using discredited bullshit from Derek Nash?
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On 5/22/2017 5:04 PM, Rudy Canoza wrote:

Why not? Probably all 89 poster forgery... Must make you feel popular as a good dose of Clap. ;-p

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On 5/22/2017 8:09 PM, PaxPerPoten wrote:

The deep staters paid little man Ball a visit and threw a real damned good scare into him.
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On 5/22/2017 3:01 PM, Rudy Canoza wrote:

Sure nuff...Them too.. ;-p

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On 5/22/2017 8:08 PM, PaxPerPoten wrote:

Mmm hmmm!
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On 5/23/2017 6:02 PM, Rudy Canoza wrote:

Why are you posting as:
Bil Flett Brett Cahill Gunner Asch Preston Hamblin Jeffrey Van Rensselaer Frank Tomasczewski
etc. etc. etc....
Here's some data on YOU little man Ball:
11 years ago, while posting under this current nym, Rudy Canoza, we had a discussion about a revised marketing claim concerning grass-fed beef from USDA. You claimed that you had written to and received a reply from William T. Sessions, Associate Deputy Administrator, Livestock and Seed Program. Here below is the post you wrote using the nym Rudy Canoza containing your correspondence with William Sessions.
[start- Jon to me] Eat shit and bark at the moon, Dreck - the proposed standard has NOT been adopted. I wrote to William Sessions, the associate deputy administrator (how's that for a title) at the Livestock and Seed Program at USDA that is in charge of writing the standard for the "meat marketing claims"; his name, title and e-mail address are at a web page whose URL I gave yesterday, http://www.fass.org/fasstrack/news_item.asp?news_id 52
Here's his reply:
Mr. Ball: Thanks for your message. The marketing claim standards are still under review by USDA. Accordingly, the standards have not been published in a final form for use. I hope this information is helpful. Please let me know if further information is needed. Thanks, William T. Sessions Associate Deputy Administrator Livestock and Seed Program
-----Original Message----- From: jonball@[...] Sent: Wednesday, September 07, 2005 11:38 AM To: Sessions, William Subject: 2003 proposed standards for meat marketing claims
I have read about the proposed standards, and I've seen many of the public comments sent to USDA. I cannot find anything to indicate if the standards were adopted. Were the standards as proposed in 2003 adopted?
Thanks in advance. Jonathan Ball Pasadena, CA ___________________________________________________ Jonathan Ball aka Rudy Canoza 08 Sep 2005 http://bit.ly/2cYknsh [end]
Jonathan Ball. Pasadena, CA. Priceless! That email, posted from Jonathan Ball, you, and the return email sent to Jonathan Ball proves beyond all doubt that you are Jonathan Ball. Of course, you don't live in Pasadena since moving to 5327 Shepard Ave Sacramento, CA 95819-1731
Here's the proof Jonathan D Ball http://bit.ly/1LFy9t8
> and I won't die soon.
Yeah you will. You're an old man who hasn't looked after himself. I wouldn't go around goading people if I was as small and as puny as you are, liar Jon. You ought to be very careful.
> You certainly have no means to hasten my death.
Are you really serious, weed? you're just over 5 feet tall and 64 years old. You'll be 65 on December 2nd. You've got to stop threatening people and goading them to come after you. You're pathetic.
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On 5/24/2017 9:15 AM, Terron Musgrave wrote:

Fuck off, spammy, you illiterate impotent squat-to-piss HIV+ homo. I'm going to kick your flabby doughy pimply ass at the Jolly Kone *again*.
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On 5/24/2017 1:16 PM, Rudy Canoza wrote:

We all know that you cannot leave your basement due to the Ankle Bracelet the Judge had place on you. Raping the neighbors pets was not nice.

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