Freezing locks

Good one

and don't forget...

do NOT go in THERE!!! whheeeew (Pet Detective)

Is that hair jell? (Something about Mary)

John, you are -GO- to urinate (The Right Stuff, guess that wasn't a bathroom :) Ok, ok they ran down the hall with the bags earlier on...)

Joel. phx

How many stainless toilets have you seen? (rhetorical for metal content..)

Or the Steve Martin/David Niven scene where they are sitting at the dinning room table and Martin says " I have to go pee" and gets this far away look in his eyes for a few moments...then smiles and breaths a sigh of relief..

Almost as funny as the resturant orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally

Gunner

That rifle hanging on the wall of the working-class flat or labourer's cottage is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there. - George Orwell

That was just about toilets rather than being on the toilet. Close tho. There is also the toilet in the woods stuff when you get that far off.

-- Bob May Losing weight is easy! If you ever want to lose weight, eat and drink less. Works every time it is tried!

Which Nerd college frat movie was that where the muscle man spent about 2 minutes plus taking a pee in the background while a conversation went on in the foreground? Nerds 2?

-- Bob May Losing weight is easy! If you ever want to lose weight, eat and drink less. Works every time it is tried!

Mechanics in the Arctic report that tools break easily in the cold, at temperatures around -50°C.

Dan

A quickey saw with 12" diamond blade goes right through them. Years ago a friend called me to take a lock off his garage door . I thought it would take at least a couple of seconds or more , but it went through both in less than a second and almost into the door. The diamond blade doesn't like rebar , but loves locks. I was thinking of this before while watching soldiers beating on locks in Iraq. There has to be a better way than standing in front of an enemy door for ever repeatedly pounding on a lock.

Liquid nitrogen = -196 C.

Jim

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Worked for a moving company one summer, and we regularly had to remove locks from truck doors when people lost their keys at the unloading end. A few smacks with a claw hammer usually sufficed. But the only ones I saw that'd lock again after were Masters (albeit poorly). Usually you'd just get a pile of plates on the ground...

--Glenn Lyford

This one may not qualify as a clip from a movie, but IMHO it's hilarious, non-explicit, and worth the download time for a 4.2 meg file if you've got a fast connection. (English with German subtitles.)

Jeff