Hey, John, after wisecracking about the people you "pity" and huffing around about how you take advantage of opportunities while others don't, it might be a good idea to fly a joke flag from your mast or something.
At least use an emoticon. They can be very helpful. For example:
d8-0 That means the Yankees are playing the Tigers and Soriano just walked. Man on first.
d8-) Johnson hit one up the middle and moved Soriano to third. Runners on the corners.
d:-) Jeeter just sac'd Johnson over to second. I've taken my reading glasses off to get a better look.
:-)) Posada just hit a two-RBI single; Soriano and Jeeter home. No outs yet. I've tossed my Yankees hat and my double chin is showing.
d:-Q Yanks are up 2-0. Recovered hat. Time for a smoke.
Get the idea? It's a very useful language.
-- Ed Huntress (remove "3" from email address for email reply)