--OK like most folks my age I depend on my glasses pretty heavily. So when one of the side pieces fell off I was in a bit of a pickle as I couldn't see to fix them! Off I go to Lenscrafters to have *them* fix them. Natch they 'can't be fixed' and they don't have that style frame anymore so I have to buy new frames ($150.-!!) and now the old lenses don't fit so they have to duplicate my prescription for another $200.- and put the new lenses in the new frames. OK, in for a penny, in for a pound, eh? I NEED my glasses to do *everything*. So they go to working out the details and it turns out my original lens prescription is from 2002; works fine, no need to change, BUT in Kahlifoania there's a LAW that says it's ILLEGAL to make new lenses from a prescription that's more than TWO years old: say whaaaat??? So who's the weasel who thought that one up?? My optometrist is in another city, so it meant a trip home, call them, have 'em fax the old prescription to Lenscrafters, go thru the whole rigamarole, spend the MONEY and get the new spectacles. SHIT!! --What I wound up doing: put on my welding bifocals (which thankfully I did have made special again many moons ago) which have a focal distance of under 2 feet, so I could see the problem with the frames. I reassembled the parts that had fallen apart (something like an eye with a tiny tang on it slipped about 1/8" into a box-shaped hole on the side piece) and put the loose assembly in a small vise. First I drilled a #68 hole thru the intersection (the largest I could safely do). Then I got a 3/64" stainless cotter pin out of stores, pried it open and used one leg as a handle and ground down the two sharp sides of the half-round other half, making it into a "D" section: not round, but close enough. I pressed this into the drilled hole, trimmed it and bent the protruding ends over. --This was the easy part; the hard part was getting the tiny little screw back in the frames to connect the dots! I couldn't do it; SWMBO couldn't do it; natch the forceps had gone missing, what to do? I went over to the electronics bench and found the smallest diameter heat shrink I had, maybe 1/16" i.d. and slid the head of the screw into one end of a short piece. Then I used the tip of a soldering iron and with it near the heat shrink I rolled the loose assembly along the bench until it shrank around the screw head. This worked as a handle and I managed to get the (nonmagnetic titanium) screw started back in the frames. Screwdriver finished the job and I saved $300.-. Great satisfaction in telling the State of California and Lenscrafters to f*ck off.
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15 years ago