Two new additions to the periodic table of elements:
>Element Name: WOMANIUM Symbol: WO
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>Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
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>Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at
>nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very
>bitter if not used well.
>
>Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
>affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and
>precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great
>amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a >better specimen.
>
>Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion
>of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. >
>Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!
>
>
>Element Name: MANIUM Symbol: XY
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>Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
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>Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of
>shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a >pure sample.
>
>Due to rust, ageing samples are unable to conduct electricity as
>easily as young samples.
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>Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get.
>Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
>mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time.
>Neutralise by saturating with alcohol.
>
>Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are
>able to produce large quantities on command.
>
>Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and
>begins to smell.Dream of owning a home?