Mad-Modeller wrote:
And it's about time to do it again; it's been around two years. The ship itself only weighs around 15-20 pounds, but the base doubles its weight, and figuring out a way to crouch on the bed and lift it off the wall while kneeling on the mattress is always fun. Still, it has always had a lucky aspect about it despite its age, only bettered by the big "Romulan Advanced Bird-Of-Prey" which has so far fallen off the ceiling once, a bookshelf twice and a end table three times with only a couple of small cracks and paint chips to show for it. That monster, despite a near three-foot-wide wingspan, appears to be the damn toughest and luckiest thing I've ever built in my entire career. When it falls down everything it falls on is destroyed...but the damn ship is left intact. When it fell off of the ceiling the first time it went straight down onto my Radio Shack one foot diameter plasma sphere while it was running, made the thing implode with a noise like someone had set a grenade off in the room (my friend and I both dove for the floor; we thought someone had blown out the window with a shotgun) and neatly landed on its back, undamaged. So I stuck it up on a stand, and twice since the thing has fallen off of a bookcase from six feet up (and the end table thrice, but that's no big thing as it's rather like giving it a light tap as far as potential damage goes) and required a bit of supergluing to get cracks in the the wing pivot mechanism reattached to the warp nacelles, but other that that it's fine. If I have to take a Romulan Star Navy warship up against the Klingon Imperial Fleet, I can guarantee you it's going to be a Shandakar class Bird-Of-Prey. "Tactical! Damage to the enemy vessel!" "Six direct disruptor hits...three direct photon torpedo hits amidships." "Damage report!" "We have disabled one of its secondary disrupter batteries due to the detachment of the small Walmart green plastic ovoid cabochon that is its emitter crystal sir... I am also indicating minor chipping of the green metallic paint on its exterior." "Excellent! These Romulan pahtk shall soon know that it is like to defy the will of the Empire!" "Captain... it is now bringing the two large ovoid wingtip Walmart green plastic cabochons mounted on the Robotech knees and B-52 tire halves to bear...." "FULL SHIELDS!" :-)
Pat