Re: A chuckle......

Aug 28, 2003 48 Replies

Why is "till" used as a short form of "until"? The till is a cash drawer, and to till is to plow the soil. The abbreviation of until is 'til.

Then there are all the cars with boots and bonnets in the UK. Why they insist on dressing their cars I'll never know! ;^)

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I have noticed the blurring of the words our and are.

"I seen" instead of "I saw" drives me up the wall too. Of course, I am far from a grammar whiz, not that I have to tell anyone. 8>)

Ed Cregger

"The Natural Philosopher" wrote

or when sounding like "a" as in neighbor and weigh.

Ed Cregger

Thanks' for that David. I needed that. I printed it out and hung it on my board. (thanks' means more than one)

Not to mention "I saw instead of either

(a) I have seen or

(b) Excresence :-)

And then there's "volatile" and "non-volatile" ram.

Ken Day

A woman from the south was sitting with beside a lady on an early morning flight. After takeoff the southern lady turned to the other and said " where are you from " ? , the lady turned to her and sarcastically replied ..."where we don't end sentences with a preposition". The southern lady thought for a second and said "where are you from , Bitch" ?

Ken Day

Almost as unintelligible as "hood" and "trunks"

Hood I can almost understand (again clothing) but why trunk???? It is neither a tree nor is it the nose of a large mammal or even a large suitcase. Interesting.

David.

And what about all the words that are spelled different , have different meanings, but pronounced the same ? It has to be h*** for anyone learning the English language.

blue , blew flu , flew , flue threw, through, thru wait , weight hale , hail ball , bawl

and on , and on , and.......

Theze are just a fu rite off the top of my hed . Gotta be bunches mor.

Oh yea..what about theze ?

tear ,tare , tower

Hey, don't knock it, it's a living for some of us!

Where on earth did the word "expiration" come from as in expiration date. What was wrong with "expiry"?

David.

I can picture it as well, I'm sure there was a real trunk strapped to the back of at least some early cars.

And they of course, weer the ones that needed a boot up teh backside!

It All Makes Sense.

Yes, point taken. Perhaps it is more true or fair to say that gross spelling and grammatical errors are more commonplace these days, but the little ones have always been there, for most of us. My original point was that major errors are showing up in print media, where you'd hope both spell-checking and proof-reading is employed. This is versus newsgroups where people hastily bang off posts between brief spurts of actually doing the job they're getting paid for, like me.

"Grammer" was intentional, "wheter" has a lot to do with my abominable typing skills - I'd never write it that way. Also I don't use the spell checker unless there is a word I'm really not sure about.

Grams of herb is for teenagers, you get old the units get bigger. Maybe that explains the grammer and speling problims..?

;-)

Mike D "I can spel but I can;t type"

Yes. Its also a strange garment that soldiers and other people wear to keep mud off their trouser bottoms.

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