Oh, yeah, its real. Big Foot is the pilot and Elvis is the gunner. Its made completely from Unobtainium crafted together by the Keebler Elves who were on loan for the Russian war effort by the Lord of Atlantis. It had the awesome ability to land downhill in the Swiss Alps as indicated by the tail gear that would only reach the ground if the plane was sitting on a 45 degree down slope. Apparently the Russians were ahead of us in luggage tech since one of the women (civilian clothes yet) has a rolling suitcase. The pilot and Elvis, the gunner, had to use 5 point harnesses to keep them in their seats as every time they fired the main gun, the back blast would cause the plane to back flip in midair hence the altitude activated safety on the triggers which would only allow the gun to be fired above an altitude of 1000 meters. The tires are all filled with helium which gave it lift as the guns and main gear caused wing loading of 75 tons per square inch. During take off the crew was under orders to hold their breath so as to reduce the take off weight. This is the second prototype as the first was lost on takeoff when the bartender burped and caused a tail heavy condition which coincidentally was the only time the tail gear actually touched the ground however briefly it was. There was a third prototype but after mistakenly being painted with a new experimental invisible paint it was lost forever in the hanger.
Dan Fubar of The HillPeople Seller of Bridges