Have another Margarita.
Many a model airplane flyer has encountered the dreaded "down wind
> turn", and hundreds of flame wars have ensued. What is not often
> recognized is that the downwind turn phenomenon is not limited to
> aircraft! As an avid fisherman and amateur scientist, I was puzzled
> by the many fish I have seen with their fins ripped away, usually in
> fast running streams. A careful analysis has disclosed that this
> inevitably happens when a fish turns upstream after a rapid run with
> the current. The fishes' speed, say 25 mph downstream is now increased
> by the velocity of the current, which may be as much as 30 mph, and
> the resulting 55 mph overspeeds the fishes' fins and, viola, dead > fish.
>
> In a related situation, a fish turning down stream is often seen to
> "stall" and sink to the bottom. I have seen many fish in this
> predicament. This may actually have been what lead to the demise of
> the SSN Thresher, but the D.O.D. is, well, you remember Project Blue > Book........
>
> Respectfully
> Connan The Grammarian, Son of Versingetorix, The Accidental Tourist