So for the last couple weeks my prints have been quitting at random points. Adhesion was fine, filament was fine, no clogs. I was losing my mind checking belts and re-leveling the bed over and over. Then last night I stayed up to watch a long print and caught the culprit red handed. My cat has figured out that the top of the printer is the warmest spot in the house, so she climbs up there about twenty minutes into every job. Her weight rocks the whole machine a little every time she shifts around, and one time she actually stepped on the touchscreen and paused the print without me knowing. I moved a cardboard box next to the printer, put an old towel on it, and she's been sleeping there instead. Two clean prints in a row since. Turns out the machine was fine the whole time, I just share my workshop with a furry little heat seeker.
If your failures make no sense and you own a cat, check up top before you start re-tightening anything.