Cling Wrap

Feb 11, 2011 26 Replies

Not even then.

How about snoring in Church? Last Christmas a lady in a wheelchair in the handicap section with her head back and mouth open was about to receive communion from a young Eucharistic minister and just as he was about to place the Host on her tongue she let out a good snore. The look on his face was priceless and the three rows behind couldn't contain their laughter.

Does this mean that you never know when you're going to fart, or that you simply have no control and fart spontaneously? I sometimes fart spontaneously just as I'm climbing out of bed. I think it has something to do with fiber.

Thanks, Rich

Most folks wouldn't think that of someone taking

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If I'm that tired I either stay home, or sit in the lobby.

That would be fatal, with the side effects of the Diabetes medicine. 'My cause mild diarrhea' my sore ass!

Here ya go:

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Hope This Helps! Rich

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