A client of mine has a Ford E350 Econoline van (89) that they fancied up for a salesman/field demo rig, put 105k miles on it.then in 1998..parked it. Since then..it was moved a couple times in the shops yard..but its largely sat for the last 9 or so years.
He offered it to me for a very cheap price..but not free..so Ive taken a little time to dabble with it before I committed myself to it.
E350 van... AKA the Titanic (or is Moby Dick the great white whale better?)
Pulled the plugs Thursday, spritzed the cylinders with P'Blaster.. waited a couple hours, then pulled the engine over a few times with a socket and a ratchet. Felt nice and smooth. Got better the 3rd or 4th revolution.
(Id like to have access to a dull razorblade and the Ford engineer who put the shit around the front spark plug on the passenger side.... Just for an hour or so.....prettyprettyplease....grrrrr.....)
Got it running Friday late. Sounded good after blowing out 10 yrs of hornets nests and spooge, then it warmed up and built a bit of pressure up and Blew the bottom seams of the radiator. Im pretty sure the radiator is simply rotten to the core .
Probably not gonna be able to fix it. Will likely need a new one. Ill pull it next week and take it to a radiator shop for estimate. All I got on the ground was "Barrs Leak" leak stopper and clear water...cringe....seems to have been previous issues....and rust..lots of rust....
Starter is also bad. One wire starter..and the bendix magnetic pull-in is weak . Got the old girl started by pushing on the bendix a bit, then holding it while I hit the key.
Stuck $20 of gas in the tank. Started right up after bleeding off the feed rail. Lifters quieted down after a few minutes..but it has been sitting idle for about 5-10 yrs, so the oil is about like roofing tar most likely...
So far..needs new starter, new radiator, new heater core (someone rerouted the plumbing..probably because it was rotten too) 2 new batteries and (5) 235 /16" tires.
So far Im looking at about $500 figuring recaps or used tires.
Not counting a couple fuel filters that are gonna plug up after all the vintage Green Goo left in both tanks starts breaking loose... couple oil changes, couple cooling system flushes ...tranny filter and atf changes...(also leaks around the tranny pan gasket...)
I dont mind fixing her up, kinda fun actually, but...she might be expensive to put back on the road. Will likely need to replace all the water ho$e$ too....they are a mite..crunchy.... might be all that bentonite in the cooling system...cringe.....springs inside the hoses are rusted to bits likely and what appears to be maybe an infant front main seal leak. Maybe (crossing fingers)not.
This old girl is gonna be a bundle of $urpri$es for a while until she shakes out. Gonna be as much fun as getting to know a new lady friend. Hope this one isnt a drunken neurotic..with a curb weight of 6000lbs... will be a mite hard to push out of traffic...
Also need to find out when it was registered last. Hopefully MORE than 7 yrs ago...cringe..if not..the fees...ohmygod the fees....California....
Im still pondering this beasty. Sounded really nice while it was running. Couldnt move it though...one of the rear tires was totally rotted and flat..so they put blocks under the axle so it wouldnt sag....
I think I posted a couple pictures of it a few weeks ago.
Im wondering if I should fix it up, and drive it for a bit, then sell it, or simply pass it by. I probably can get my money back out if its too expensive to drive. It IS nice looking, or will be once the oxidized paint is buffed out.
Any comments, suggestions ? Anything to watch out for?
Gunner
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. Lazarus Long