We all know that John Lott said "More Guns = Less Crime", but he won't return my calls when I call him up in the middle of the night, demanding more guns.
WTF is with that f****ng Dago?
Guns are the answer to my problems. Like Chuck Heston when a neigbor was building a fence, Chuck marched up and down bearing a rifle.
If my neighbor ever did that, I would have blown his senile fat head off of the map.
F****ng Chuck Heston, waving a rifle in front of my family, afraid to pull the trigger! BAM! No more Moses!
Job done.
Then I would have teken his gun out of his cold, dead hands.
And pissed on the f****ng bully.
The only way to know when the fight is over is when you fire the first shot and kill the c*ck sucker.
That's why they call me Gunner.