Making Sure You Don’t Leave The House Drunk

If you make sure to not let the house drink too much in the first place, you'll never leave it drunk.

Indeed. And good luck opening it during a fire, after the power and lights are already down.

But what about that super-strong 1/16" thick chain? If you didn't know it was on there a good push would automatically break the weak li'l thing without trying.

-- Worry is a misuse of imagination. -- Dan Zadra