Metalworking is extremly dangerous for men!

May 16, 2004 13 Replies

Yes, I was building a battle robot with sharp knives as weapons.While I was welding, I suddenly fell over my dog and I welded my testicles ! Ouch ! But this wasn't the worst - the knives fell down and cut off my penis, the dog ate it and I full of pain tried to catch the dog, fell over my sledgehammer and the anvil fell on my head.



So now I have lost my testicles, my penis and my brain because of metalworking.



I recommend to all men : Wear penis-protecting panties and a brain-protecting helmet !



Ouch Ouch OUCH !


Let that be a lesson...NEVER weld with your testicles exposed!

Yeah, metalworking in the nude is definitely for the fringe element. Gary Brady Austin, TX

No, Tom...if a guy is stupid enough to be freeballing while welding, I say let him start young and get things removed BEFORE he has a chance to reproduce!!!

Darwinism at its best...get them out of the gene pool!

I've heard of lighting your hair on fire before, but if *that* happened, you would experience some very tender moments. . .

Tim

-- "I have misplaced my pants." - Homer Simpson | Electronics,

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But then us REAL men would have to get a clamp or something to hold the stock down while we welded. GDR Dave Mundt

But, WELDING in the nude is totally out there in the suicidal zone! If you stick weld, that spatter must REALLY hurt, and can find all sorts of sensitive spots I'm not even aware of. And, any other sort of welding is likely to give you a sunburn in some unusual spots.

Jon

Skipping school, I decide to respond to what snipped-for-privacy@esper.com (Dave Mundt) fosted Sun, 16 May 2004 03:58:51 GMT in rec.crafts.metalworking , viz:

Hadn't thought of that - explains the dents in the project.

tschus pyotr o'toolski

Not all that unusual if you are spending much time nude.

jk

Jon Elson wrote in news:40A6F875.6090302@pico- systems.com:

I guess he misunderstood the meaning of "stick" welding.

He is gonna have a really nasty sunburn.....

Gunner

That rifle hanging on the wall of the working-class flat or labourer's cottage is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there. - George Orwell

There is nothing to prevent dingleberries from going into his shoes.

his shoes.

Damn, I didn't know I was that fat! JD

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