Yeah, what a PITA.
Wow, that's great. I had the opposite happen when I was attending Universal Technical Institute. I got a part-time job at a used car lot and watched the shade-tree main mechanic dip entire main bearings into straight STP, then slap 'em on the block and cap. I warned him that first, STP wasn't a lubricant, and second, the back being coated might cause the main bearing to spin. The new owner of the car said he had to go to the East Coast immediately, but he got from Phoenix to West BF, MI before it spun. He was rather angry when he called. I noticed that the Shade mixed oil with STP and only painted the bearing surface with it from then on. (Some people's kids, I swear...)