# Science Humour

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Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek

Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count up to

100...and then start searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........

Einstein says " newton's out..newton's out....."

Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton......"

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

Newton says "I am standing in an area of 1 sq meter..... That makes me Newton per square meter...... Since one Newton per square meter is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......!

H. :)

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I'm not sure whether to slug you or pound you.

Bob Stephens

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There's NOTHING like a good Newton joke.

Peter

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Is there a good Newton joke?

martin

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erg...I'm dyne over here.

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Of course not. That's why nothing CAN be like it...

Jerry

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You had me going but, not furlong!

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Ok, how about a computer science joke then?

"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand Binary and those who don't"

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

technomaNge

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we are sorry ms jones, your husband's necktie got caught by the disk drive and now he resides in memory

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Do you wear hornrimmed glasses, a pocket protector, and have your pants hitched up to where your belt is near your belly button?

Wes

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On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 17:32:58 -0400, with neither quill nor qualm, Wes quickly quoth:

Uh, you say that like it's a -bad- thing or something, Clutch.

- Metaphors Be With You -

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Just reminded me of a couple math and science teachers I had in school ;)

Wes

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On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 04:10:12 -0400, with neither quill nor qualm, Wes quickly quoth:

See the movies NerdsX (1-4) for more of them.

------ We're born hungry, wet, 'n naked, and it gets worse from there.

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Why do CS'ers confuse Christmas and halloween?

DEC 25 = OCT 31

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Ooh, ooh, I know! Because Oct 31 = Dec 25:)

Oct being octal, or base 8, and Dec being our common decimal base 10 numbering.

When would a non geek be insulted by a binary 4 (00000100)?

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Does an IWB holster count as a pocket protector?

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Yes. Different version though....

Ver .45, Mod 1911, Series 70

For when you care enough to give the very best.

Gunner

"Abortion is self defense" Bob Kolker

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When counting binary on the fingers of one hand.

-- Jeff R.

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Wes wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@corp.supernews.com:

You might want to re-word that sentence. "Teachers I had in school" has a much different connotation in schools today ;)

Bill

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