Science Humour

Howard Eisenhauer · 2007-06-19T15:57:08+00:00

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to playhide-n-seekUnfortunately Einsteinis the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count up to100...and then start searching.....Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in frontof Einstein.Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens hiseyes and finds Newton standing in front........Einstein says " newton's out..newton's out....."Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton......"All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is notNewton.Newton says "I am standing in an area of 1 sq meter..... That makes meNewton per square meter...... Since one Newton per square meter is onePascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......!H. :)

Jun 19, 2007 23 Replies

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Dave Hinz 19 years ago

I can't imagine why not. Does it have a separate pocket for the slipstick?

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Don Foreman 19 years ago

Oh yeah! Quickdraw Post Versalog.

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mikee 19 years ago

I still have my second generation K&E sliderule and my 3rd and 2nd gen 1911's in

45 ACP. I'm not sure which I treasure most (wife goes first, next so do kids, maybe dogs after that). I sure earned more money with the sliderule than I ever did with the guns. All the wife and kids did was spend what was left.

Best Regards,

Mike Eberle> >

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cavelamb himself 19 years ago

depens on which endian you use...

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