PROTECT YOURSELF before it is too late.
Bookmark this for future reference.
Send it to your friends.
Send it to your enemies.
This could be the obvious solution to some of that bizarre behavior that has been happening in your shop. Be the first one to wear one to work. Wear one to bed, and see if it increases sensitivity, or at least gets the giggle factor up there a bit. Wear one on your next airplane trip, and have whole new experience. Wear one to the grocery store, and see if the scanners come up with lower prices.
Improvise.
Steve