olivers???

Cos they don't stir it up innit?

'fluence.

There are teams of trained swamis in trances beneath the production line. Half of them think red, and half of them think white. When the tubes pass through the overlapping khamic fields, interference patterns (c.f. newton's fringes) get trapped in the paste.

Obvious, really.

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Demons.

The message from Kate Dicey contains these words:

That's not necessarily correct. Modern pump-type toothpaste is just loaded as stripes and since there's no stirring, it comes out as stripes. I've even seen "seconds" with squidged up stripes.

Nah ... it's seasonal workers! During the summer they work in 'rock' factories churning out 'Blackpool'; 'Brighton"; 'Skegness' etc; come Autumn they are redeployed at the toothpaste factories. You know it makes sense.

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All the pictures I've seen of Newton show him without a fringe.

In message , Brian Sharrock writes

Chap goes to a rock factory in Great Yarmouth and asks for a job.

"Have you got any experience?" "Yes, I used to do Blackpool rock. I can do seven miles a day." "Seven miles a day! Blimey! Tell you what, pop back in the afternoon."

The prospective employer thinks that seven miles a day is a bit exaggerated so calls the Blackpool manufacturer.

"Is it true what Bloggs says, he can do seven miles of rock a day?" "Oh yes, he's a cracking worker. But we had to let him go, you know." "Why was that?" "We had a bit of a disagreement, and I tell you, you try selling seven miles of rock with 'Bollocks!' written through it!"

TTFN

Pete

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I reckon it'd sell OK.

Does Bognor sell rock?

Richard

On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 14:20:26 GMT, snipped-for-privacy@hoekstra-uitgeverij.nl (Richard Bos) wrote this (or the missive included this):

Bugger Bognor

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URGeorgeVAICM£5

You'd have to rename it though...

...from 'a stick of rock' to 'a rock of stick'.

Regards,

That's because that part of his wig was knocked off by the falling apple.

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Fig, Shirley?

Yeah, but "Newton's partings" doesn't have quite the right ring to it...

Regards, Tony

Like this:

(How do _you_ know about striped toothpaste?)

Probably striped when 'they' put it into the tube????????????? :-)