Close, but no cigar. It's a spectrum disorder, autism is merely one end of it. And yes, I am closer to autism than 'normality' on the Aspergers continuum. I think you intended that as an insult. Am I right?
[snip] [snip]Ahh, I see where your confusion comes from. You hit the 'reply to group' button instead of the 'reply by email'. I accept your apology.
I'll have you know I am far from pig-ignorant when it comes to wanking. Since my teens I have been a practitioner of the art. It promotes a sense of peace and well-being, an inner calm.
I suggest you have a nice quiet wank. You'll feel much better.
As much fun as this is, it's late now. I'm off to bed to dream about telling you what to do, Phil.
Lots of love,
Tim, XX