OT: War Movie drinking game rules

Heiler's post on the Hogan Heroes drinking game got me to thinking that there are more than a few trademark techniques used in war movies that lend themselves to some general observations that are fodder for a generic war game drinking game.

Here's my contributions, feel free to add:

1) Use of stock footage spliced into a live action scene 2 shots if it's from the wrong war, time period or battle

2) Use of blatantly obvious toys or models (Hey, on topic after all!) 1 shot if it happens to be a full scale prop (see Battle of Britain) 2 shots if model blows up and really shows its stripes (ditto) 3 shots if the model was replicating an incorrectly used full size live action vehicle, boat, etc. (Ex: Scale model M48 Patton tank blows up in a WWII movie)

3) The hero is assisted by a trusty old veteran 2 Shots if the sidekick provides comic relief or sage advice 3 shots if the sage advice is to the hero 3 shots if he wears a funny hat, usually dictated by a bent hat brim Sex with your wife if he's appeared in at least three other films in a similar role (just checking to see who is actually reading this far down)

4) 1 shot every time you see a journeyman German character actor (Preiss, Kruger, Jergens, Rauch, etc.) 2 shots if he's portraying Rommel 2 shots if he's in a scene with Rommel 3 shots if he has dialogue with Rommel

5) John Wayne 1 Shot if John Wayne is not top billed 1 Shot everytime the Duke chews out a subordinate 1 Shot everytime the Duke grimaces in a close up, furrows his brow 1 Shot everytime the Duke throws his hat or whacks his thigh with hat, glove or other obj. 1 Shot everytime Duke has to lower his head to come thru a doorway 2 Shots if Wayne has to preside over a funeral or "say a few words"

Add an extra shot to all of the above if the same is done by someone other than the Duke.

You get the idea

WmB

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WmB
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yep, that's his name - Hans-Christian Blech, was a good actor, by the way.

*time is an enemy*
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Ingo Degenhardt

Thanks Ingo,

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Jim

[snipped]

Film flipped to show aircraft airframe number back to front.

Aircraft takes off as for example, Avro Manchester and gets a few updates mid-flight to become Avro Lancaster.

Richard.

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Richard Brooks

Not to mention what I seen in JAG this afternoon. F-14 preparing to be launched from the deck of the "Seahawk" went through the following progression of numbers. 100, 104, 103, 200, 203, and 220 when the crew was talking with the CAG over the radio right before launch.

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Jim

Two points:-

1) The wife was in favour of this game till she saw the bit about having sex - said something about "pigs will fly" - and hasn't spoken since.

2) Rommel didn't actually die in WW2. He survived and adopted the name "James Mason" and had a long and successful career pretending to be an English actor.

(kim)

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kim

That was until he played the part of Rommel and kept saying "now eat your fish, there's nowt else" so they killed him after driving him in a German staff car.

Richard.

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Richard Brooks

6) 1 shot for the Italian GI from Brooklyn 1 shot for the innocent blond GI from Kansas 1 shot for the black GI 1 shot for the Jewish GI who went to college
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z

In article , "z" wrote: don't forget the bob game. everytine someone says bob on the newhart show, you take a shot. usually by last break, someone is face down on the floor.

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e

but not before he had the duke's love child.

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e

Hi Bob!

Bill Banaszak, MFE

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Mad-Modeller

nope, none for me, i'm .....whatever.

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e

LOL That's similar to the drinking game that Martin Crane introduced his sons to on a episode of "Frasier". They watched "Antiques Roadshow" and had to take a shot every time someone said "veneer"!

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Enzo Matrix

Good ones. I stumbled across a couple more today.

7) The conflicted GI or guy with a chip on his shoulder. 1 shot - Consci w/ bug up his ass about killing (Griff from "Big Red One") 1 shot - Foreign grown GI is from a country already victimized by the war. 2 shots - GI's lineage is same as the enemy (Italian-American, etc.) 2 shots - If a bully from the outfit picks on him 3 shots - When the bully gets his ass whipped or killed later 2 shots - GI has bug up his ass with CO or comrade he served with previously 3 shots - If one of those somebodys is John Wayne 4 shots - If a chick is involved. 10 shots - The chick is John Wayne. 2 shots - Your wife/so/swmbo gives it up some time during the movie 3 shots - She gives it up to you! ;-)

WmB

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WmB

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