What makes a tank "male" or "female"? Answered

Nov 23, 2008 35 Replies

Hi there.



Someone asked in another thread, "What makes a tank "male" or "female"?". I did not want the OP's thread to get hijacked so decided to answer that question here.



WW1 British tanks were of three main types:



MALE = 6 ponder guns in each of the side sponsons



Female = machine guns in the side sponsons, no large caliber guns like the MALEs



Hermaphodite = 6 pounder gun in one side sponson and machiine guns in the other.



Tactics included the MALEs running in and turring parrel to the trenchs and using their 5 poujnders whilst the FEMALES gave suppressing fire with their machineguns.



There were experiments with longer tanks for crossing wider trenches but these tanks were not manouverable enough.



There were also experiments with tanks carrying a mortar between the tracks at the rear. This was not very successful.



Based on this close support role for the tanks British post-war tanks evolved into two types the heavilly armoured Infantry Tank wit a top speed equal to that of a running infantryman and the Cruiser Tank which was lightly armoured and was seen as a replacement for the Cavalry. This Cruiser designation is why most WW2 British tank names started with a C. If the name, such as Matilda, started with a letter other than a C it was an Infantry support tank. Later in the war British tanks sought to combine the two duties but the kept the C designation which why the latest British tank name, the Challenger, still starts with a C. The odd exceptikon to this seems to be the WW2 Churchill tank which was really an infantry support tank. I trhink that it was the first British designed tank that was envisioned to fullfil both roles. Other WW2 British Cruiser tanks were the Crusader, the Cromwell and the Centaur and the Coventer. The last WW2 British tank was the Centurion and was followed after the war by the Cieftan and then the Challenger.



Cheers from Peter


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Thanks for a very informative answer.

Basically, the 'Female' had holes through which machines could be fired whilst the 'Male' had phallic 6 pounder guns. The hermaphrodite had both a hole and a phallus.

Cheers,

Nigel

I've always had one question about this, maybe you (or someone else here) can answer - were all hermaphrodites of the same orientation (cannon to Port, MG to Starboard, or vice versa - in WW1 they were called landships, so the naval reference is suitable)?

I'd imagine they would be, since otherwise there would be trouble with some turning one way and some another to train the cannon on the enemy, and running into one another!

Here's a question - when the Native Americans surrounded the wagon trains and circled around shooting arrows into the middle, what happened to the left-handed warriors?

Wulf

They rode facing backwards!

According to folkelore the left-handers did everything else backwards too, "contraries" they were supposedly called.

(kim)

What I heard was that lefties were considered odd enough that they became medicine men/shamans, and never did the 'circling the wagon train' bit - assuming anyone ever did, and it's not just a Hollywood invention!

Wulf

kim said the following on 23/11/2008 15:06:

At least that's polite! In heraldic terms, the left hand side of the shield is 'sinister'.

and what about us superior entities who use either hand for anything? i always use the closer hand. you know, ambiwhosis?

But we have the last laugh. Since the right hemisphere of the brain controls the left side of the body (and vice versa) we lefties are the only humans truly in our right minds.

Bill "Sinister" Banaszak, MFE Sr. :)

snipped-for-privacy@some.domain said the following on 24/11/2008 03:28:

I dunno though! It sounds more of a fun name, a bit 'gauche' perhaps but fun nontheless. I'm just surprised that the neo-Nazi crowd haven't come up with a reason to point at the usual crowd they blame and find that their victims to be all left-handed.

Only both hands? BTW, never cook naked!

I'll second that. Those grease spatters really hurt....

the tadpoles were just tanks with a bigger booty and more track. that mortar platform was plain stupid. but it looks so cool on a finished kit....

that was actually bandied around during the mcarthy facist america act. i wish the christian hell existed just so he could be there. ah, the summabitch would probably like it. best hald hour of tv was edward r murrow destroying mcarthy.

ambis rule, we can shoot with both hands and still load.

yeah, me and the gf love watching the submarine races down by the lake.

yeah, zappa had it right; burnt weenie sandwich.

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