Don't let the Japanese or Europeans find out about this. They are very
> efficient, and successful, in using railroads to move millions of people daily.
Well, yeah, but it doesn't do nearly as much as a Hummer for those suffering penile insecurity. Or even one of the imitation Hummers - the H2 or H3 - that should really be called Hummeroids. Like their namesake, they're always found in close proximity to a--holes.
Besides, public transportation is a commie plot - what are you, some sort of pinko?