Horrace, I am almost ashamed of my self because I have been having a very good belly laugh at your expense all afternoon and evening. Let me share a couple of trivial details with you and see if I can help you can figure a way out of this mess.
Several people I know (including me) think that someone went to Bomber Field and reported to you. Unfortunately for you, the person(s) in question did not know me and reported to you of the guy running around with my good friend SAPropbuster. Your posts on BF clearly indicate that to some. The problem is that I did not spend very much time around him at all. You have been given 2 chances to come clean and two hints at a problem that you have ignored. The time to end your farce has come.
One the final pieces of the puzzle about your lack of visibility at BF came in on of your posts on the subject. Let me share a FACT with you that should clarify the issue for all, including you. The last time I saw you I had peaked out at 192 pounds and this morning I weighed in at 174. Somehow I don't think that fits your description of "Very large".
So, either you have added lying to your demonstrated lack of morals or you suffer from an advanced case of senility. I strongly suggest you check with the guy who gave you the report (and verify the shirt color as it will be the final piece of evidence several can testify to for you) and openly admit getting caught trying to pull a fast one again. Or just leave the field as what you are has been identified for all.
However, I do have one question that you could be gracious and answer. I have been unable to figure out why you would go to such lengths over something so meaningless as whether or not you were at Bomber Field. The only possible answer I have been able to figure out that makes the slightest sense has to do with your good friend, Sandy Frank. I have heard that he recently came into a large amount of money and tonight I wonder if he is paying your way (as I asked you in May) or has he promised you an AVP slot for keeping the attention off him? That is the only reason I can see for you making some of the leaps you have recently taken. I also noticed that he seconded your placement on the ballot.
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Please write in Jim Branaum AMA LM 1428 for District VIII AMA VP