Hayseuss Crisco! Neither do I, cable or games. I'm a doubly poor failure.
Then again, Sir Winston Churchill said "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
I think I'll go with Churchill over the guy at Heritage for this one.
-- Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear. -- Thomas Jefferson