Larry Jaques spoke thusly:
Not Nick but Ralph:
"This car is *full* of factory air - conditioned air from our fully factory - air - conditioned factory."
--Winston
Larry Jaques spoke thusly:
Not Nick but Ralph:
"This car is *full* of factory air - conditioned air from our fully factory - air - conditioned factory."
--Winston
According to Gunner Asch :
[ ... ]
Well ... this is about as far back in the thread as I can go at the moment to post this.
Mostly -- every time I see the subject line above, I keep thinking "But shouldn't the bullet be going the other direction -- away from the bolt?" :-)
Enjoy, DoN.
Absolutely!
Nice, and close by...
Richard
On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:59:42 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm, Winston quickly quoth:
I got a free elephant ride just for going to see Ralp Spoilsport Motors!
And the automated voice in the motorhome "Apple Valley Condoms. If you lived here, you'd be home by now."
-- Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire is that which he exercises over himself. -- Elie Wiesel
Larry Jaques is widely believed to have said: (...)
You win! :0) I'll give the thread back now.
--Winston
Rocky Rococo at your Cervix......
"Apple Valley Condoms, 1 mile. Apple Valley Condoms, 1/2 mile. Apple Valley Condoms, 1/4 mile. Apple Valley Condoms, 1/8 mile. Apple Valley Condoms, 1/16 mile. Apple Valley Condoms, 1/32 mile. Apple Valley Condoms, 1/64 mile. Apple Valley Condoms, 1/128 mile."
..............................................
"Sound of someone falling down stairs.
Nick: ?Uh. Where am I??
Sound of someone slapping someone else.
Nancy (in a falsetto voice): ?Nicky, Nick, Nick, Nick. Are you alright??
Nick: ?Uh, yes.?
Nancy: ?Then stop slapping me.?
--Winston
On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:55:55 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm, Winston quickly quoth:
No, "Antelope Freeway, 1/4 mile." etc. "Should I take the Antelope Freeway or the Gomorrah Expressway..."
"I was sitting in my office, listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desktop."
But of course.
--Winston
?Holy Mudhead, mackerel!. Morse Science High, it?s ... disappeared!
On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:56:19 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm, Gunner quickly quoth:
"Who ARE you, anyway?" "Uh, Clem. Close 'B', Close 'Mode'."
Q: Does anyone have any idea what programming language that might have been back in the early seventies? --LJ
It was invented at arch rival Commie Martyr High.....
Gunner
Larry Jaques insisted: (...)
COBOL could be.
--Winston
Aacht! That's COMMUNIST Martyr High to you!
-- Ed Huntress
"Rocky Rococo, at your cervix!"
"Thanks, half pint, you just saved me a lot of investigative work..."
"Maybe yes, maybe no. Do you know what THIS is?"
Und so weiter...
David
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:36:01 -0500, with neither quill nor qualm, "David R. Birch" quickly quoth:
"That's...a pickle!"
And, later: "The fire's in your eyes, Lieutenant Bradshaw."
What were they used for? Chucking wood?
And *where* would you get used woodchucks, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A used woodchuck is one that has already been terminated, usually by a .22 to .25 caliber bullet traveling at very high velocity. If you don't leave them hanging around too long they're still good for ballistics experiments.
As for eating them, I do have a recipe that's quite good, from _Gourmet_ magazine. You have to be really careful to get the musk glands out of them, intact. They're a little tricky that way.
-- Ed Huntress
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