Bulletproof AR15 bolt

According to Gunner Asch :

Well ... this is about as far back in the thread as I can go at the moment to post this.

Mostly -- every time I see the subject line above, I keep thinking "But shouldn't the bullet be going the other direction -- away from the bolt?" :-)

Enjoy, DoN.

Absolutely!

Nice, and close by...

Richard

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:59:42 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm, Winston quickly quoth:

I got a free elephant ride just for going to see Ralp Spoilsport Motors!

And the automated voice in the motorhome "Apple Valley Condoms. If you lived here, you'd be home by now."

-- Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire is that which he exercises over himself. -- Elie Wiesel

Larry Jaques is widely believed to have said: (...)

You win! :0) I'll give the thread back now.

--Winston

Rocky Rococo at your Cervix......

"Apple Valley Condoms, 1 mile. Apple Valley Condoms, 1/2 mile. Apple Valley Condoms, 1/4 mile. Apple Valley Condoms, 1/8 mile. Apple Valley Condoms, 1/16 mile. Apple Valley Condoms, 1/32 mile. Apple Valley Condoms, 1/64 mile. Apple Valley Condoms, 1/128 mile."

..............................................

"Sound of someone falling down stairs.

Nick: ?Uh. Where am I??

Sound of someone slapping someone else.

Nancy (in a falsetto voice): ?Nicky, Nick, Nick, Nick. Are you alright??

Nick: ?Uh, yes.?

Nancy: ?Then stop slapping me.?

--Winston

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:55:55 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm, Winston quickly quoth:

No, "Antelope Freeway, 1/4 mile." etc. "Should I take the Antelope Freeway or the Gomorrah Expressway..."

"I was sitting in my office, listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desktop."

But of course.

--Winston

?Holy Mudhead, mackerel!. Morse Science High, it?s ... disappeared!

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:56:19 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm, Gunner quickly quoth:

"Who ARE you, anyway?" "Uh, Clem. Close 'B', Close 'Mode'."

Q: Does anyone have any idea what programming language that might have been back in the early seventies? --LJ

It was invented at arch rival Commie Martyr High.....

Gunner

Larry Jaques insisted: (...)

COBOL could be.

--Winston

Aacht! That's COMMUNIST Martyr High to you!

-- Ed Huntress

"Rocky Rococo, at your cervix!"

"Thanks, half pint, you just saved me a lot of investigative work..."

"Maybe yes, maybe no. Do you know what THIS is?"

Und so weiter...

David

On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:36:01 -0500, with neither quill nor qualm, "David R. Birch" quickly quoth:

"That's...a pickle!"

And, later: "The fire's in your eyes, Lieutenant Bradshaw."

What were they used for? Chucking wood?

And *where* would you get used woodchucks, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A used woodchuck is one that has already been terminated, usually by a .22 to .25 caliber bullet traveling at very high velocity. If you don't leave them hanging around too long they're still good for ballistics experiments.

As for eating them, I do have a recipe that's quite good, from _Gourmet_ magazine. You have to be really careful to get the musk glands out of them, intact. They're a little tricky that way.

-- Ed Huntress