You might be right, but I think it bears checking. I don't see why a bit of foil on some Kapton film a few thou thick and weighing less than a gram wouldn't be able to track events in the steel to which it's affixed. We're talking motions of microinches in material (steel) with modulus of elasticity of 30 million PSI, so the force required to accelerate very small mass is certainly there. The RC and RL electrical time constants are well up into the MHz range.
I'll probably stick a SG on a steel bar, instrument it, see how it responds to hammer taps etc.