Craigslist gyrations

Jul 23, 2011 24 Replies

Because the Democrats wuv you and want you to be happy, the banks are required to make funds available to you within three days of depositing a check.

But if the check doesn't actually clear the other bank, they'll suck that money right back out again.

So that 'certified check' (likely) has something wrong with it. And while you might think it's 'cleared' the bank when the money shows up on your account on-line, the truth is that you don't find out for much longer.

If you really wanted to waste time playing with the guy's head, take the check and when he calls say "oh, the bank has made the funds available to me, but they tell me that it hasn't actually cleared yet -- I'm waiting". But it'll just waste everyone's time, and his time is less valuable than yours.

Or say "Sure. I won't be there, but my neighbor Bob from the Fraud Investigation Unit said that he'd be happy to take the check and take a picture of your shipping agent to boot".

I have not heard from the guy since the last contact, and if I had, I was ready to filter him.

Problem gone.

Steve

My bank would have charged me $20 for that no good check.

Things sure aren't what they used to be.

Jeff

About six years ago I had a little fun with one of those guys.....

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Jeff

Speaking of scams, I've recently gotten two attempts to get me to share the costs of a gift to someone (who I don't know at all), with the gift being an "electric cigarette" in both cases.

It is actually addressed specifically to me, and has my first name in the Subject: line.

Obviously an example of what is called "spear phishing" ("spear" because it is directed to an individual, with references which are supposed to make it seem to be from someone who knows me, or who does regular business with me, instead of having a large number of addresses hidden behind a BCC (Blind Carbon Copy), and saying something like "dearly beloved" or similar in the salutation, getting around needing to use an individual's name there.

In this one, I am supposed to connect to a web site which is selling the electric cigarette. I suspect that this tries to get my credit card -- or tries to dig passwords and the like out of my computer. (Not likely to work, since I don't use Windows anyway.) But there is no way that I will actually connect to that URL anyway. I did look up the most recent one, and it is located in Norway.

I guess that they are assuming that I am a businessman who is likely to give frequent gifts to people I barely know to maintain business connections. Enjoy, DoN.

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