Some of you conservatives might get a kick out of this.
I was websearching for eggnogg recipes and the first one I read included warnings about alcohol content, and recommended that one ask his party guests to bring a designated driver. it even included a link to the National Designated Drivers Association. I am so sick of warning labels on warning labels that from now on I am going to sign my holiday correspondence like this:
Happy Holidays*
Robobass
- Disclaimer:
Writer assumes no responsibility for any potential negative consequences from wishing you "Happy Holidays." Such consequences include but are not limited to:
- Hurt feelings regarding one's personal or religious beliefs or ethnic origins.
- Effects incurred from overeating or alcohol overimbibement that can occur at holiday times, such as poor health, unpleasant behaviour and appearance, and possibly a DUI conviction.
- Stress suffered from trying to toe the PC line. (also from trying to write a simple document in Word and having to deal with that pesky little paperclip)
- Depression caused from the thought that some Americans are so dumb that they take this stuff seriously.