A friend bought this strange crimper tool at a garage sale for a dollar as a conversation piece. We want to know what it actually does. Anyone have any clues?
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18 years ago
A friend bought this strange crimper tool at a garage sale for a dollar as a conversation piece. We want to know what it actually does. Anyone have any clues?
Its a rectum stretcher.
Gunner
"The importance of morality is that people behave themselves even if nobody's watching. There are not enough cops and laws to replace personal morality as a means to produce a civilized society. Indeed, the police and criminal justice system are the last desperate line of defense for a civilized society. Unfortunately, too many of us see police, laws and the criminal justice system as society's first line of defense." --Walter Williams
Ouch!
"Rectum?
Hell, using that tool damn near killed him."
Jeff
Note, too, Gunner, that it's got the requisite suppository inserter option already installed.
LLoyd
"Lloyd E. Sponenburgh" Note, too, Gunner, that it's got the requisite suppository inserter option already installed. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Here's my chance to tell my favorite suppository joke" Doctor gives the patient a prescription for rectal suppositories, and says, "Use these, and come back in two weeks for another exam." The patient comes back for the follow-up, and reports, "In the first place, I'm not a bit better. And, in the second place, they taste AWFUL!" The doctor says,"You're not EATING those, are you?" Patient says, "What did you think I was going to do with them, shove them up my ass?"
Which brings to mind the proctologist's patient who when asked to bend over requested that his exam be done with two fingers rather than the usual one.....
He wanted a second opinion.
Jeff
Looks like a banding crimp tool, crimps the steel bands for crating.
Tony
"Jeff Wisnia" wrote: Which brings to mind the proctologist's patient (clip) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Only fascination or greed could lead a person to go into proctology.
Or the twin brothers that went to medical school, one to be a proctologist..the other a shrink.
After graduation, they started a clinic together
They decided on the name.....
"Odds and Ends"
Gunner
"The importance of morality is that people behave themselves even if nobody's watching. There are not enough cops and laws to replace personal morality as a means to produce a civilized society. Indeed, the police and criminal justice system are the last desperate line of defense for a civilized society. Unfortunately, too many of us see police, laws and the criminal justice system as society's first line of defense." --Walter Williams
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