"Jack of all trades" business card?

Ouch! (And -- if you catch them, you can get them on the charge of intentional relase of Freon into the atmosphere.)

Good Luck, DoN.

They are committing a felony with the thousands of dollars it costs to replace the smashed equipment

My first choice.

Otherwise, the cross-examination would go something like this:

"So, Mr. Smith, when you proposed to do the work for Mr. Jones, you presented him with a card that inferred that you were an expert in all of the trades and fully competent and capable of fixing his problem. Is that correct?"

pause ................

Repair service, or just state your strong suits. If you're really good at electrical or plumbing, why would you want to dork around with some ditz that wants a special texture, and is going to make your life living hell for six weeks, when you could have made as much money in two days on the electrical or plumbing?

I rest my case, Your Honor.

Steve

Heart surgery pending? Read up and prepare. Learn how to care for a friend.

"fix anything but a broken heart or the crack of dawn"

And that only because I can't get the right rod. :-)

Enjoy, DoN.

Dawn must be a plumber.

Yep I was aware of it too. I was peripherally involved in a project with cold-spraying metal powder for sputtering targets, but it=92s been quite a while and I haven=92t kept up with the news on the technology. Have you seen any recent news on it?

Refer broken hearts to handyman James Taylor.

For the crack of dawn it's a simple "fusion" problem.

If it's a bad one you're suppose to grind it out before making a root pass with your rod.